I Shart New York

Admin Password I Shart New York

Me trying to do my homework:

Me trying to take a selfy:

Me trying to explain things:

Me trying to put together nice outfits:

Me trying to breathe:

Me trying to exist:

Me:

ATTENTION PLS. I FOUND A LLAMA FONT.

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looney-lovegoood:

hahaha

looney-lovegoood:

FUCK. I WILL NEVER SEE ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN

oh ok

looney-lovegoood:

SO TRUE

Mom: "So are you going out tonight, honey?"
Me: "Mom. Shhh. I need to finish these 500 episodes on Netflix, eat my entire body weight in food, tell Tina my secrets, then turn into a potato and roll away into the sunset in my not-sexy Halloween costume I made out of your old clothes from the 80s I'm young wild and free, Mom. God!"

looney-lovegoood:

looney-lovegoood:

brb gunna go clean out the litter box

(Source: theartofderp)

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